Woot Monkey Takes a Bath



Woot Monkey is relaxing this Sunday by enjoying a nice bath with his rubber duckie.


Woot Monkey LOVES his rubber duckie.

If you ever want a way to ensure you’ll die quickly, just try to mess with Woot Monkey’s duckie.

Woot Monkey and Rubber Duck have been together a long time.

Did you know that Woot monkey is a war veteran? That’s how Woot Monkey and Rubber Duck met, during World War II. Captain Woot Monkey and Sergent Rubber Duck were stationed together. They bathed in some scary waters, let me tell you. Ever since then they’ve had a special bond. No matter what happens, every bath time they can look at each other and say, “At least the war is over. At least we came home safe. We lived to bathe another day.”

Woot Monkey Fights Rabites


Woot Monkey knows Tae Kwon Do. It’s a good thing he does, because otherwise these rabites might get the jump on him as he explores the grassy plains.

If you don’t know what a rabite is, it is a creature found in the video game world of Secret of Mana for the Super Nintendo.

Woot monkey has had a hard week, rounding it off with rescuing the world from crocheted creatures. Good job Woot Monkey. We appreciate it.

Woot Monkey is Hanging Out


All monkeys love hanging out in trees, and Woot Monkey is no exception. He’s sure you’re all jealous of his tropical perch in the sun, but you wouldn’t be. Being a Woot Monkey is seriously hard work. We’ve already talked a bit about his phone support job, his previous role in the hit TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation, and his constant battle with arachnophobia issues (couples with the fact that spiders half as large as him have been known to seek him out). I know the grass is always greener, but don’t be jealous of the Woot Monkey’s short reprieve in his tropical tree home. He’s worked hard to earn that break.

Woot Monkey is in the Original Cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation


Did you know that Woot Monkey is actually one of the original cast members of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Being a huge TNG fan, I knew this. From the episode where he was assimilated into the Borg collective to the ongoing sexual tension between him and Deanna Troi, Woot Monkey was one of the most prolific characters. Here you can see him posing with some of the cast from the first season.

Usability Pronouns

Carolyn Snyder apparently has a lot of exciting analogies.

“…discussing paper prototyping without talking about usability testing is like trying to gossip without using pronouns.*
*The next time you throw a party, ask your guests to sing “Let Me Call You Sweetheart” sans pronouns before you’ll give them back their car keys- not because it’s an effective sobriety test, but because it’s funny.”

-Carolyn Snyder, Paper Prototyping

I think I’ll try that.