Linus Torvalds, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

Geek Guy 1: “Why does he want to talk to me about Linux?”

Geek Guy 2: “Oh well you know, you practically invented Linux.”

Geek Guy 1: “Yeah, me and Linus together. We’re buds. We even kiss on occasion.”

Geek Girl: “Wow. That’s kinda hot.”

Geek Guys: “…”